glowcloud:

i love the Women Against Feminism that are like “I dont need feminism because i can admit i need my husband to open a jar for me and thats ok!” cause listen 1. get a towel 2. get the towel damp 3. put it on the lid and twist. BAM now men are completely useless. you, too, can open a jar. time to get a divorce

high-queen-margaery replied to your post “yes game i did just kill a crab, i fucking deserve this epic bossfight…”

MUDCRABS ARE THE GREATEST MENACE IN TAMRIEL

i swear to god, they are sometimes harder to kill than dragons u-u

followers in skyrim like “oh god is that a fish attacking my boss? better summon a fucking daedra”

yes game i did just kill a crab, i fucking deserve this epic bossfight music

commie-pinko-liberal replied to your post “commie-pinko-liberal replied to your post “commie-pinko-liberal…”

Oh my god. I laughed out loud. I don’t even know your first name but you’re my favorite person right now.

heeeheehee ・:*:・(*/////∇/////*)・:*:・

commie-pinko-liberal replied to your post “commie-pinko-liberal replied to your post “i fucking hate anime” What…”

That’s definitely a good reason. I hate anime because it’s almost 2am and I’m sitting on my floor trying to make an attack on titan jacket and i have never lined a jacket before and i want to cry.

omg why does anime happen to good people

commie-pinko-liberal replied to your post “i fucking hate anime”

What did anime do to you this time?

i ummmmm „„„ stayed up all night watching anime that i watched a year ago and then i nearly cried because i heard the haikyuu ending song :T

thats-slightly-raven:

why do nipples just get randomly erect what do u kno that i dont titty

it’s really weird watching free! when ur a lesbian

i fucking hate anime

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”
Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.
The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:
“During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with”
Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

oh yeah this reminds me: polish doctors signed this agreement saying that they will not do anything that is against their religion (catholicism); it’s called the declaration of faith 
it is complete bullshit and it basically means that they aren’t real doctors anymore, because they stopped doing basic things that will SAVE LIVES because it is not “god’s will” (read: god says you will die, you will die)
the worst part is, because most of poland is catholic, most of polish doctors signed this! 
(read more about it here)
god, am i glad i don’t live in poland anymore

sluttiest-virgin:

the-elderscrolls:

Polish doctor that refused to perform abortion named a “hero”

Dr Bogdan Chazan was visited by an expecting mother (32 weeks into pregnancy), who already had 5 miscarriages before and was worried about her health. It turned out that the fetus had hydrocephalus, undeveloped brain and was missing many bones from its skull. The Doctor refused to perform an abortion and didn’t send the woman to another hospital which could do so (according to polish law, if a doctor doesn’t want to perform an abortion, he has to choose another hospital which will agree to do so). Chazan was named a “local hero” and “true warrior of Jesus in the name of life of the unborn” by many polish politicians and catholic activists. He used conscience clause as an excuse for his actions.

The woman gave birth to the child through a C-section. She and her husband spent 10 painful days watching their deformed child die a horrible death. When she finally decided to speak out, she said:

During these 10 days, no priest, no pro life activist or even dr Chazan came to see the child, to ask if they can help. It was really hard to look at our child. We knew what was coming, but it was still very hard to cope with

Congratulations, pro-lifers - another “life” saved, another “happy” child and “happy” family. 

FUCK

oh yeah this reminds me: polish doctors signed this agreement saying that they will not do anything that is against their religion (catholicism); it’s called the declaration of faith 

it is complete bullshit and it basically means that they aren’t real doctors anymore, because they stopped doing basic things that will SAVE LIVES because it is not “god’s will” (read: god says you will die, you will die)

the worst part is, because most of poland is catholic, most of polish doctors signed this! 

(read more about it here)

god, am i glad i don’t live in poland anymore

fallenangelflonne:

aknowlee:

basedmountaindew:

kaldriss:

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i love sandwiches

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i cant stand dubbed anime

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>god damn i hope my real teacher never comes back

>tell my girl i love subs
>she thinkin i wanna dominate her in bed
>i’m 20,000 leagues under the fucking sea

imheretoravishyou:

Ah yes, sucking lukewarm hot chocolate off of your partner’s soggy tshirt, truly the sexiest action man has ever undertaken.

This is the present for the wonderful Cherry!! I was asked for bad porn, but then I promptly realized I didn’t really know that much about bad porn so um, hopefully this is good enough haha

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